This is what jens' door really looks like...
(read below or GO BACK)

I of course ilke my version better - and although there was a long hiatus where this "REAL" version was featured on the main page due to bit of censorship on the part of various parties some of which i was invited to anyway - (the clicking of which lead to an inconsequential and anodyne series of images designed to cause objections in no one other than myself) - all the objecting parties have either gotten older or younger or no longer careor have gone away and here this original bit of history is baaaack - in all it's juvenile glory. I may expand upon this "darker" door. Especially if jens doesn't at least call and say goodbye before he leaves for denmark.