that FLAT TIRE or maybe it's that you bent your wheel rim when you ran into the curb staring at the hunky bikers or sizzling mama's exhibiting square meters of pierced flesh as you pedaled past the Sunshine Club on Newport and bang there you are drunk again lying in the gutter with a bent rim and a sunburn and TA DA! Bernie's Bike Shop to the rescue it's just up the block you're saved and you won't have to listen to that laughter...