So i suppose at some point in this otherwise pointless narrative you might get to where you're wondering "Where's Bernie?" in all this. I don't know. Roger and Yasuko own and operate Bernie's Bike Shop. You'll have to come out here to Ocean Beach and ask them where the hell Bernie is.

I don't know anything about it. I don't even know Roger and Yasuko - i just bought a bike there one day because my friend Steve Rush said they were nice people and the place sort of tickled me so i took some pictures and wrote this trash and put it on the web.